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Anonymous asked:

tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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allabitofablur:

iwonteverbehappyagain:

lambofhorror:

meetthegamer:

File this under jokes you didn’t understand the first time around. 

Oh.

Wow…

I remember when I was a kid watching TV and my mom would gasp and complain that a show was being inappropriate. I was really confused until I grew up and rewatched those shows. What many parents don’t get (because TV was more censored when they were children) is that these jokes go right over our heads and are only put in to amuse the parents stuck watching the shows with their children. 

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